These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suris burn book. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn booka tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. How many books have you written, kingston rossdale. I updated the suris burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season. The sixyearold is painted as sharpwitted and styleobsessed in the blog by allie hagan. Turns out that when you make it easy to create interesting things, thats exactly what people do. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. The blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. This years installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. All those great, random blogs your friends send you, those are tumblr blogs. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals. The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th.
Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Allie hagans blog is a hilarious, fresh take on celebrity gossip. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children pajiba. Suri cruise is our new favourite blogger fashion the guardian.
Not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. Suri s burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing tumblr. Mountain top and hashtag shout out romance, cuz this shit just got real. The satirical celebfashion blog, wherein writer allie hagan took on the persona of suri cruise and offered joan riversstyle commentary on her.
This blog is absolutely amazing and i highly recommend you take a few minutes to paruse the blog and discover that suri does not particularly like shiloh pitt or the affleck girls. Tumblr suri is kind of a jerk and a surprisingly literate jerk, for a 5yearold. Well help you find and follow blogs like that, and well help other people find and follow yours. We would like to show you a description here but the site wont allow us. Suri cruise burn book fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter.
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